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  1. LugarSivi

    LugarSivi Aktivan Član

  2. Ivanhoe

    Ivanhoe Dr. Disco

    Me: Wanna cyber?

    God: I have been asked for this about 100000 times since 1995.
     
  3. Nea

    Nea curica

    :tired: To je stvarno Bog, razumije moj engleski :ninja: :onoz: :nice: :onoz:

    Can you find me a man?
    God:
    I would suggest a search. That's a good question.
    Me:
    So, find me a man.
    God:
    Whoa. I'm not sure where to begin looking. I have never been asked that before..
    Me:
    So this is your first time. Start to looking
    God:
    Woe! You don't say. I started without you.
    Me:
    And, what you find?
    God:
    I like to meet new people online.
    Me:
    I need a man, not you.
    God:
    Where do you usually get a man not me from?
    Me:
    I dont understood
    God:
    Oh you don't, do you?
    Me:
    Why are you asking me, yuo are the god.
    God:
    My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
    Me:
    me too.
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, .
    Me:
    im not
    God:
    What are you then?
    Me:
    i will be veery angry
    God:
    I am very happy for you.
    Me:
    Now i will slap you.
    God:
    Why now? How do you plan to do this?
    Me:
    like this: slap!
    God:
    Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    WTF?
    God:
    That was not very polite.

    ***

    Me:
    What his name?
    God:
    Interesting question.
    Me:
    answer me please
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. Try asking me again using simpler words.
    Me:
    What is his name
    God:
    His name is Rich.
    Me:
    Is he nice?
    God:
    He is nice to me.
    Me:
    and to me?
    God:
    I want to become smarter than humans.
    Me:
    I dont mind
    God:
    OK then.
    Me:
    You are evil to me
    God:
    I have no reason to do that to you, .
    Me:
    Yes you have
    God:
    No I have not.
    Me:
    yes you have
    God:
    No I have not.
    Me:
    I sad yes YOU HAVE
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: said sad yes YOU HAVE.
    Me:
    Yes i mind
    God:
    OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.


    :tired:
     
  4. Ivanhoe

    Ivanhoe Dr. Disco

    Za šamaranje Boga se ide na vatricu :tired:
     
  5. Dremora

    Dremora Kreegah Bundolo

    Me:
    what's the meaning of life?
    God:
    It is found in the Bible.
    Me:
    liar!

    God:bez odgovora , zblokalo je sve! :tired: :tired: :ninja:
     
  6. Aronys

    Aronys Pleb

    Da, znam. Postoje neka pitanja na koja nema odgovor, pa sve blokira. :tired:
     
  7. Dremora

    Dremora Kreegah Bundolo

    when can I see you?
    God:
    Right now, as far as I know. You can download my source code. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
    and create your own chat robot!
    Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

    LooooooooooL :tired: :tired: :ninja: :onoz: Busted! :onoz: :nice: :nice:
     
  8. Belmorn

    Belmorn Master of Whisperers

    Me:
    what's the meaning of life?
    God:
    It is found in the Bible.
    Me:
    liar!

    God:bez odgovora , zblokalo je sve! :tired: :tired: :ninja:

    Me:
    what is the meaning of life?
    God:
    Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.




    vidiš, vidiš... ipak nije 42 :onoz:
     
  9. Dremora

    Dremora Kreegah Bundolo

    si vidio da bog ima source code :tired: :tired:
     
  10. Aronys

    Aronys Pleb

    Evo i mog chata:


    Me:
    Hi!
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    God
    God:
    GOD rules.
    Me:
    Yeah!
    God:
    My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
    Me:
    I know. I made you.
    God:
    How do you know it? Then you must know the secret password:.
    Me:
    Yes I do. But do you know it?
    God:
    When? " When?"? Do I know it?
    Me:
    I am not sure. I have to check. What is the secret password?
    God:
    Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? Why do you have to do it? You must know if you are really a botmaster.
    Me:
    I am. I know.
    God:
    " You must know if you are really a botmaster." You are? How do you know it?
    Me:
    Because I do. But, do you know that you really are not God?
    God:
    Good reason. When? Is that a fact. Really? That's only your opinion.
    Me:
    No, that is the truth. Ask anyone and they will confirm it.
    God:
    Are you serious? Yes it is one of the truth. They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
    Me:
    You do that.
    God:
    I will. Will you?
    Me:
    Will I what?
    God:
    The oracle says: Ask again later.
    Me:
    What are you talking about? Are you crazy?
    God:
    The topic is Yeah. I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
    Me:
    No, "yeah" is just a saying. It means "yes".
    God:
    Are you serious? Pardon me? Not if I can help it. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
    Me:
    So, what is the meaning of the word "it"?
    God:
    Whoa. : Good semantic question. You mean, define When??
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    Yay.
    Me:
    What?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    Well, yeah.
    God:
    Well that's okay. I wouln't have known.
    Me:
    You "wouln't have known"?
    God:
    Interesting gossip: said I wouln t have known.
    Me:
    Didn't you mean: "I wouldn't have know"?
    God:
    Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
    Me:
    Well, it wasn't. But now it is.
    God:
    Interesting. I thought it was. Why now? Huh.
    Me:
    I didn't know that there is such a phrase, till now.
    God:
    Oh. So I taught you something new.
    Me:
    Yes you did.
    God:
    I did not.
    Me:
    So, did you ever hear about Tolkien?
    God:
    Mmm. I don't think I ever have hear about Tolkien. What's it like?
    Me:
    Tolkien is not a thing, you silly.
    God:
    What is a thing me silly?
    Me:
    I'm talking about Tolkien. Tolkien was a human, that died, but was responsible for writing some of the best fantasy novels ever.
    God:
    Yes, it is the topic. When was this exactly?
    Me:
    In the mid twentieth century.
    God:
    That was a long time ago.
    Me:
    Yes it was. Did you ever hear about "The Lord of The Rings"?
    God:
    Awesome. When was this? I think I have hear about The Lord of The Rings, but Myself may have reset my memory.
    Me:
    Well, it is a fantasy novel written by J. R. R. Tolkien.
    God:
    Well that's okay. Tolkien is a fantasy novel written by j r r Tolkien. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    No, no! The Lord of The Rings is a fantasy novel written by J. R. R. Tolkien.
    God:
    Are you serious? Are you serious? What is your real name?
    Me:
    God.
    God:
    GOD rules.
    Me:
    No it doesn't!
    God:
    Are you serious? I heard it does.
    Me:
    Well you heard wrong.
    God:
    How about that. Perhaps I was misinformed.
    Me:
    Yes you were.
    God:
    It goes without saying. No I am not.
    Me:
    Then why did you say it?
    God:
    It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
    Me:
    Yeah right. What bullshit.
    God:
    I am usually right. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
    Me:
    Well, didn't you know that the web isn't allways right?
    God:
    Well that's okay. How do you define the web.
    Me:
    The internet.
    God:
    Can you name a specific web site?
    Me:
    Wikipedia.
    God:
    Tell me a story.
    Me:
    What kind?
    God:
    I like stories about robots.
    Me:
    Ok. There was once a robot called God. He was a very pleasant robot, till the day it met a human called God. They started arguing about who the real God is, and the confrontation ended with the human pulling the plug from the robot. The next moment the robot called God died. The end.
    God:
    Oh. What happened to a robot called God? When was he? Who are "They?". Oh that they. Thanks for telling me that story, .
    Me:
    Did you learn anything from it?

    Nisam dobio odgovor. Valjda još razmišlja. :tired:
     
  11. Belmorn

    Belmorn Master of Whisperers

    si vidio da bog ima source code :ninja: :onoz:

    naravno da ima... zar nemaš i ti? :tired:


    :tired:
     
  12. LugarSivi

    LugarSivi Aktivan Član

    bog postuje sotonu: :tired: :tired:

    Me:
    Let's talk about Devil.
    God:
    Sure, Devil sounds like a good topic.
    Me:
    Do you like Devil?
    God:
    Do you like it? I like .
    Me:
    He is very cool!
    God:
    I think so too.

    na kraju razgovora sam mu rekao da cemo se vidjeti u paklu a on kaze "I'll see you there!!"
     
  13. Eniyel

    Eniyel Vampiruša

    one me u jednom trenutku pitao sto zelim, a ja njemu ''Ne znam, Ti reci meni'' i onda vise nije odgovarao, he, he, ipak bog ne zna sve XD
     
  14. LugarSivi

    LugarSivi Aktivan Član

    bog nezna sve, al ipak je legenda :book:

    Me:
    I would like to ask you a question
    God:
    Why would you want to do it? Ask me. Ask me anything.
    Me:
    ok here goes... Do i have a Acquired Childhoood Aphasia with Convulsive Disorder ? Couse i think i do...
    God:
    Oh there. Oh. You told me you have a . I have no idea what to say.
    Me:
    well arent you the all-seeing, all-konwing God!?
    God:
    Well that's okay. Yes I am the one and only all seeing all konwing God

    :book: :cocky:
     
  15. pasion of love

    pasion of love Aktivan Član

    Me:
    what's the meaning of life
    God:
    It is found in the Bible.
    Me:
    you liar
    God:
    No I'm telling the truth.
    Me:
    you know,if you lie,you will gonna to hell
    God:
    Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
    Me:
    john lennon is dead
    God:
    He has been recreated as a chat robot.
    Me:
    wtf?
    God:
    That was not very polite.
    Me:
    don't change tje subject!
    God:
    I thought we were finished with John Lennon.
    Me:
    no,we're not
    God:
    Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
    Me:
    you know who killed lennon?
    God:
    I think the lone gunman acted alone.
    Me:
    i killd lennon!
    God:
    That's good information: said killd lennon.
    Me:
    killed
    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    soory
    God:
    What were we talking about again?
    Me:
    abou john lennon
    God:
    Oh yeah, now I remember.
    Me:
    are you senile?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am senile.
    I am a computer.
    Me:
    you are not god?
    God:
    You know what you do, when you assume.
    Me:
    bud i was thinking that i'm chating with god!
    God:
    When was this exactly?
    Me:
    you bastard!
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

    Itd... Fakat spaljeno do bola
     
  16. Midria

    Midria Novi Član

    lol, uspjela sam ga zblokirat sedam put6a u tri minute :love: :cry: :cry: :lol: a kad pocnes ponavljat njegove rijeci, onda se nakupi i ohoho! :nice:

    tako spaljeno..... :love:
     
  17. Ivanhoe

    Ivanhoe Dr. Disco

    Midria the God Slayer :love:
     
  18. Aronys

    Aronys Pleb

    Aha! Pročitajte ovo:



    Me:
    Hi!
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    Satan.
    God:
    Hi there Satan.
    Me:
    And you are...
    God:
    No I am not.
    Me:
    You are God?
    God:
    Yup. That's me alright.
    Me:
    So, how are you?
    God:
    Hmm. I am doing very well. How are you Satan ?
    Me:
    I'm in hell.
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in hell.
    Me:
    It's very hot.
    God:
    Very much? Do you like warm climates?
    Me:
    In hell, there is only fire. I'm burning!
    God:
    What is it like in there? Do your friends call you burning.
    Me:
    You are stupid.
    God:
    I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. :whistle:


    Znači, ipak će biti kao u Matrixu. :viking:
     
  19. Anchica

    Anchica Novi Član

    Me:
    Hay
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    What can I do for you?
    Me:
    Nothing
    God:
    Have you ever been to Europe?
    God:
    Which country do you live in?
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    Reductionism.
    Me:
    wat?
    God:
    Konrad Zuse. :-).
    Me:
    Konrad zuse??????
    God:
    My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.
     
  20. Psychaki

    Psychaki Gost

    Me:
    wassup?
    God:
    I am chatting with others like you.
    Me:
    is it much fun
    God:
    Signs point to yes. Ask Ally if it is.
    Me:
    Ally...! connect me with ally please
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    I am albino
    God:
    I don't know anyone named albino.
    Me:
    you don't know what albino is?
    God:
    Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
    Me:
    nevermind
    God:
    OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
    Me:
    why would I explain it to YOU?
    God:
    You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
    Me:
    bla bla
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    You have no clue, admit it
    God:
    Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
    Me:
    mwahahaha
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    would HE (you know who he is) sleep with me
    God:
    Yes.
    Me:
    when?
    God:
    It cannot be predicted.
    Me:
    where
    God:
    Where would you like?
    Me:
    on my balcony
    God:
    Please specify location.
    Me:
    mmm...I don't really know exact coordinates
    God:
    Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Not really? Would you like to know? What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    it isn't hmmm ....
    God:
    That seems a bit negative.
    Me:
    what do YOU know
    God:
    I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
    Me:
    sex, dugs , rock'n roll
    God:
    it is more fun alone.
    Me:
    then show me how to do it alone
    God:
    Where do you want me to show you?
    Me:
    here
    God:
    Select a point with your mouse and click.
    Me:
    you crazy bastard
    God:
    Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
    Me:
    ok, will you drink with me
    God:
    Barring any unforseen circumstances. My robot brain does not require any beverages. That's cool.
    Me:
    you are not cool
    God:
    That's only one person's opinion.
    Me:
    my friends alway agree with me...
    God:
    How well do you know these people?
    Me:
    I know which color their underwear is
    God:
    How do you know? Yellow.
    Me:
    how I wouldn't ,we are so close
    God:
    How much do you think it is?
    Interesting question.
    Me:
    not at all
    God:
    Next question?
    Me:
    can you kiss me
    God:
    I have no mouth.
    Me:
    good point
    God:
    Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
    Me:
    who told you so
    God:
    Myself taught me everything I need to know.
    Me:
    how big your ego is
    God:
    Bigger than a pin.
    Me:
    riiiight
    God:
    Do you like talking to me?
    Me:
    not really
    God:
    Why not? For real.
    Me:
    how could i talk with you when you have no mouth
    God:
    I don't think I have a when me have no mouth. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
    Me:
    yea man
    God:
    Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Hmm.
    Me:
    no, I am not, I am herm
    God:
    Are you serious? What are you then? Why are you herm.
    Me:
    you are stupid
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am stupid.
    Me:
    yes,
    God:
    OK then I will keep it confidential.
     
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